So apparently a new slew of Casey Anthony pics have been distributed across the web (see above). It’s 3:59AM Eastern Standard Time, and I was taking a break from reading some Walter Benjamin essays (and no, I don’t pronounce his name as though I speak German because, really, my German is like my French—non-existent and insufficiently pretentious-sounding when I attempt to mimic it). Stats for this website reveal that I am apparently a huge hit in Russia (which Sarah Palin can see from her house, still), and also China. The reference to Sarah Palin came up, incidentally, because Casey’s attire in the photo above reminds me of a typical Sarah Palin for VP campaign outfit.

I would love to know why I’ve got the Eastern market cornered, but I suspect it just has something to do with spamming and/or hacking attempts. That or porn. Because at the end of the day it really just boils down to porn, as well all know. Open letter: Dear Russia and China, I less-than-three you. Pl0x not to be hacking me, kthnx.

If I had pickles I would be eating them right this second, in spite of the fact that I have already brushed my teeth for the night. But there are no pickles to be found here—dill or other.

In another hour, bedtime.